Thomas

Thomas is a guy absolutely obsessed with trains. His name may not be Thomas but it is his middle name or at least a nickname for him. He is EXTREMELY racist yet denies it quite a lot. He sits in his last class and wishes for the south to rise again. Even though, if that did happen he would be hung and killed because he is a RAGING HOMOSEXUAL. You probably know Thomas because you sit between him and his 'friend.' They probably fight like a marry couple and have couple quarrels every second of the class. It can be very annoying, however, I advise you not to say anything because if you do he will pull out a knife (illegal at school but he still has it????) and he will shank you in the side. Or he will smack you in the face. Or he might just shut down your computer. Either way, Thomas is crazy and psychotic. If you meet a Thomas who isn't actually a Thomas but that is his nickname due to his unhealthy obsession with trains (Seriously, he probably has like 1000 or more photos of trains on his phone. He also probably takes time off of school so he can go watch trains and film them for his youtube channel) avoid him because he is a strange creature.

Sidney: Yo, you'll never guess what Thomas said in class today.
Me: Let me guess, "Let the south rise again"
Sidney: Yeah, man.
Me: He's such a Thomas.

by Dobbzilla December 8, 2023

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thomas klok

Hé has a big back head

Thomas klok had a big back head
Thomas klok is a wordt that is used to identefy a goon

by De geheime man September 9, 2021

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Thomas Wrede

That guy no one knows how he got there but he's there you can't get rid of him he lacks common sense and is very slow in the head amd is usually Jewish

Thomas Wrede was counting money one day when a group of negros jumped him

by HashtagTrappin May 11, 2015

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Thomas

Thomas is always tired but he is made from 100% boyfriend material and he is totally adorable and really sexy and would be a great bf. Hes super funny and even though sometimes clueless hes actually really smart. He has blue eyes blue like the tank engine he is named for. He has a big, but at the same time very submissive and a masochist. For a girl to test who someone is a Thomas back him into a corner or pin him against a wall and ask if he is submissive and he will pause and stutter and that is how you know or you can also put a collar on him and if he does not resist. He is everything a girl could want and he is also named after the best train, Thomas the tank engine.

Girl 1: who is that he is hot af

Girl 2: thats thomas

by Kay Putram June 2, 2022

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