Uncle Jim

A kind uncle that gives you 50$

OMG uncle Jim Is Here!!!!

by Cappuccinoo June 25, 2023

uncle bob

the goat. an absolute legend. will never leave your side. will die to protect you. get yourself an uncle bob (t-800).

uncle bob was the goat. why did he have to die

by foxy_6471 December 1, 2024

Uncle Buck

A trans man who sucks up to/kisses the asses of/sells themselves out to transphobes in order to look like "one of the good ones". Example: Buck Angel (the namesake), Victor Barker, etc.

The female version of this is an Aunt Blaire.

Walter: I'm not like these other trannies, I'm cool, honest.
Raymond: Dude, stop being such an Uncle Buck. Shut the fuck up.

by Florisgrad November 2, 2025

Uncle Shortbus

That one family member who is known to everyone else as retarded. While this may be the case, he prefers to be called shortbus instead of retard so that he thinks he is equal to everyone else. It also reminds him of his friends who ride the shortbus with him to the adult night school, at which he learns his alphabet. He likes to be called Uncle after not being one to anybody since he is an only child.

"Hey John, have you seen Uncle Shortbus lately?"
"I've got no idea of where he was last."
"Me will go down steps when me done changing my diaper like a big boy."
"Great job Shortbus, you changed your diaper, but you still smell like the turds were stuffed inside of your shoes."
"Sorry"
"It's okay, for now I guess."

by Uncle Shortbus January 22, 2019

Double Uncle

A saying that means double income for a couple or group of people.

Person 1: We need more money.. I should get a job.

Person 2: Yes! That way we’d be Double Uncle.

by HempFather July 12, 2025

Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.

I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023

half-uncle

Parent's half-brother.

Half-uncle.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024