turtle bobing

poop back and forth through your butt

i'm turtle bobing because i need to go poop

by urmom12345678910 November 30, 2017

turtle smack

To very slowly smack someone, but to step into it so quick at the end, they get their shit wrecked.

“Ill turtle smack the shit outta you nigga”

by bigjawbreaker December 5, 2017

turtle hole

its what weird middle schoolers look up

lets look up a turtle hole

by nom-de-plume December 8, 2017

Turtle

A green reptile, who will steal you're girl. Men watchout

Turtle-Show bobs and vagene
Girl-oh yesssss.

by Biggie_cheese_the_forbidden_on December 9, 2017

one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 11, 2017

OG Turtle With God Ki

Beerus is fodder

OG Turtle With God Ki is fodder.

by Android-17-Bob May 7, 2018

big headed turtle

Much like the big headed turtle, this term describes a big headed and small minded member of an older generation that is going extinct. The big headed turtle is a member of an older generation that has no interest in updating their knowledge of the world, only reads biased articles, belittles issues of millennials that he/she has never faced or researched, ferociously holds the baton on Facebook for insensitive propaganda, instigates and incites arguments for joy, does not know how to check sources for accuracy, and denies being racist/homophobic/sexist while supporting racist/homophobic/sexist ideals. Enjoys, coincidentally, calling others bigots while in fact being a bigot.

This big headed turtle posted a picture of millennials crying, affected by the deaths in the Florida shooting, stating that millennials only problems are "getting offended and protesting ridiculous causes."

Thank goodness big headed turtles are going extinct. One told me he isn't racist, but will not hire African Americans because of "how they get."

My big headed boss turtle inappropriately grabbed me at a company party, then told me, "Men don't get assaulted, they get complimented or fired."

by lolweird February 25, 2018