September 1st

September first, 1989
Dear diary:
I believe I’m a good person, I mean i think that there’s good in everyone but, here we are, FIRST DAY OF SENIOR YEAR and I look at all this kids that i’ve known all my life and I ask myself “WHAT HAPPENED?”

Heathers the musical day, don’t ask a theatre kid the date that day, unless you wanna hear a whole musical complete or a six minutes song depends on the person.

X: Hey, what day is it today?
Theatre kid: OMG YOU JUST REMINDED ME -clears throat- September 1st 1989, dear diary.

X: What day is today?
X: Oh, it’s heathers the musical day!

by theatreidiots November 22, 2021

September 7

National fuck your stepsister day

Step sis: let’s fuck
Step bro: hell nah
Step sis : it’s September 7
Step bro : alright!😈

by Digger bick 69 September 5, 2022

8th of September National booty pic day

A day where a gyal has to send booty pics

Today is 8th of September national booty pic day that means any gyal has to send u booty pics

by Hrurhe September 7, 2022

24th September

National slap a ginger day.

Its 24th September time to slap a ginger.

by Here's HOGG September 24, 2022

September 24th

finna’s birthday

today is september 24th

by yo my mate September 24, 2022

September 13th

Fiona apple was born

yo bro fiona apple was born on september 13th

by fionaapplerocks January 25, 2024

September 18

People who are less superior to people born on September 17.

Oh look he's born on September 18, haha I'm more superior than him

by SEANHATEPAGE/j June 17, 2021