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one-sided forbidding

Where you're bossily told not to do something, but your autocratical orderer doesn't have any other ideas of what you should do instead.
I personally don't allow anyone to direct any one-sided forbidding in my direction... if someone imperiously demands that I not perform a certain action which I feel is harmless and/or necessary, I calmly ask said dictatorial blow-hard what I should do instead, and if he says, "Well, I have no idea, but don't do THAT!", I disgustedly wave him off and reply, "Well, until you do come with an alternative action to suggest to me, I am gonna continue with my method whether you like it or not --- you can't just go around telling people not to do stuff unless you know of some other reasonable course of action to suggest to him instead!"
by QuacksO February 13, 2020
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Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face
Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025
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Dark Side Virgin

Someone who has never listened to Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of The Moon from beginning to end in one sitting.
Guy : I lost my Dark Side virginity this weekend!

Guy 2: Congrats!
by augoose January 30, 2018
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Lop Sided Sally

When one's nipples have one whom hangs lower then the counter part.
Hey did you see Sadie's Lop Sided Sally?
by Cocks. Mcgee. August 12, 2010
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south side elves

So basically a south side elve is a midget who came from a “dangerous” neighborhood,you typically see them on those shows like WAGS but for little people,where they just argue and shit
What the fuck are those midgets doing?!”
“Hey don’t chat shit,they some thicc south side elves”
by fuckmyassburgers December 29, 2017
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Itchy Side Taint

When the crack between your right/left testicle and taint gets really itchy
Guy#1 I have a rash on my side taint its really itchy.
Guy #2 Well you better scratch your itchy side taint then.
by Idisownbikesnobs May 12, 2015
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Side winder

When your penis must be tucked to the side when wearing dress pants or slacks to avoid a bulge at a formal event
Jimmy you need to side winder that hog!
by Boxmuncher829 September 21, 2023
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