vikings vs pirates

the hottest debate in all of 2nd grade

person 1:Wanna talk about vikings vs pirates?

person 2: Vikings are better.

person 1: Shut up

by ILOVELEAN February 24, 2022

pirate sliding

doing menacing things with your E break in a snow covered parking lot while you blast the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song

me and the boys went pirate sliding last night

by Gilf dungeon master chad February 26, 2022

Pirate Patch

When a man with one testicle places it over the eyes of a partner, much like the Arabian Sunglasses.

"My husband gave me a Pirate Patch for Halloween. Wasn't quite what i was expecting...."

by autisticpirate October 12, 2025

pulling a pirate software

The acting on stream of looking up the solution to a puzzle in a video game and then pretending you solved it yourself

Man, DSP totally was pulling a pirate software in that color puzzle in tormented souls 2 yesterday

by Gooncaveman November 2, 2025

Butt pirate

When a football team (who are the pirates) win a game and they like it up the butt to eachother on their bus to each game that is away.

The butt pirate likes a lot of men in the same bus.

by Shaddicks November 8, 2025