master-baster

master-baster - a lesbian profficient impregnating a female with a turkey baster

After years of training kerrie finally graduated as a master-baster

by TammyGail February 14, 2008

Master Sword

A sexual act where your partner (male or female) puts a sword down their anal cavity to the hilt, then your other partner proceeds to raise the sword out of your ass, while they clench to keep it in

Last night I did the Master Sword

by Questionable shit May 15, 2018

Goon master

Someone that jerks off so much that they have mastered the art of doing it so fast that no one notices you just jerked off.

I just became a goon master, you didn’t even notice

by B Real 97 November 21, 2025

The Scat Master

The master of scat. The one and only.

Chris Scat: Its-a me, The Scat Master!

by StevenJobs420 October 28, 2023

Master of ceremonies

A synonym for the word penis, used in the late 1800's and the early 1900's

Girl 1: "OMG! I hooked up with Fred last night, and his master of ceremonies was so small!"

by coresses May 28, 2024

Puppet master

People that seem to be brilliant and have a strong ability to govern, when really they're mostly there to stick their tentacles in people's lives and pull their strings.

The vaccine shot he/she got in his/her arm was a lot like somewhere to put a string so the puppet master could make him/her dance.

by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021

master-bait

Crude term for knockoffs or clones of the Sega SG-3000 game console, also known as the Sega Master System outside of Japan, released in 1985. It is a combination of the first word in the name of the system and “bait”, which means deception, and deliberately sounds identical to “masturbate” when pronounced out loud

“Shit, it’s just more Famiclones and Master-Bait, not a single genuine console in sight”

by Reecheater43 November 18, 2024