March Slap Ass Month

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass
me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass month
by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020
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Entitled, horny, annoying as hell retards who think they are special and actually play a sport. Just like the other person who defined this word.
Person 1: "Ah dude did you see that the Carmel High School Marching Band won Grand Nationals again?"
Person: "No, who actually fucking cares."
by cougarprideftw March 22, 2020
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March 13th

On your main story put if your taken, single or crushing. If your taken or crushing, you have to @ them so people won't think your capping!
Steve: It's March 13th, I have to post that I'm taken on my story.

*Looks at Endermans story*
Steve: Ugh, he really is a creep. Like stop crushing on Alex, she's my girlfriend.
by this.is.real.so.do.it.rn March 13, 2021
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March 13th

Harry: hey it’s March 13th

Ellie: Ohh you owe me a hoodie
by Kay-jay08 March 13, 2021
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March 13th

March 13th of any leap year is a day to celebrate the start of lockdown!

Lockdown was a very nostalgic time. Very fun aswell! Everyone was happy, so why don’t we bring the “lockdown” back?
Person 1: Yoo it’s March 13th!
Person 2: So nostalgic, lets be how we were in 2020! that seems fun.

Person 1: Yes!
by Meeeeeleop..5 March 05, 2024
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March 13th

National tell someone that you like them day, wether you like them platonically or romantically.
-Hey, I like you.
-Where is this coming from?
-Today is march 13th, i have to tell someone I like them.
by pussyeater536 March 13, 2024
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March 13th

This is a day that all boys names Tyler, have to wear a unicorn onesie with their girlfriend. They also have to do face masks with her and cuddle.
Tyler: We should have sex.
Girlfriend: No let’s wear onesies!
Tyler: Ok, but why?
Girlfriend: Because it’s March 13th!
by MadisonBrown13 March 12, 2021
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