lifetime lesbian

A lesbian who has never had sex with a male.

Sarah: I wish I'd never slept with a man before I met you.
Jane: ahhh then you'd be a lifetime lesbian...like me.

by Brosiecoolio July 24, 2017

Oatmeal Lesbian

They are the kind that are super into yoga (but they don't where cute outfits and take the meditation portion real serious), only eat organic local food, where a side bag made of felt, where comfort clogs,and lastly they look like they eat a shit ton of oatmeal.

I saw this oatmeal lesbian I'd like to take out to the farmers market.

by cupcakeABC March 2, 2016

Lesbian

women who like women

Stacy: I’m lesbian
Brian: what
Stacy: makes out with women

by Itotallydontdopot March 4, 2022

lesbian

olivia dehavilland

lesbians love olivia dehavilland

by olivia the greer arson groupie July 16, 2021

Lesbian

When they're so pretty it hurts but you're not talking about boys, you're talking about girls.

Susanf (To kattie) : I'm ok with you being a lesbian, just don't fall in love with me.

Kattief: Don't worry, I have standards.

by [God_Complex] January 2, 2023

Lesbian

Sophie

sophie a lesbian

by nnvioiuhg May 1, 2025

Lesbian

A non-man who is only romantically and/or sexually attracted to other non-men

Jade: hi, I'm Jade, I use they/them pronouns and I'm a lesbian
Dan: I thought lesbians were girls who like girls
Jade: thats not true actually! Lesbian means non-man loving non-man, so it could be woman loving woman, but it doesn't have to be

by KatsUwUki BakuBoi March 14, 2022