kyle spooner

sexy fella who unfortunately smokes weed

“he’s soo fit but i wish he didn’t smoke weed”
“what can ye do, he’s kyle spooner”

by wickawoo12 October 5, 2019

Kyle Jones

A young bored boy who likes to beg it off katie

Kyle Jones:I want to shag katie but i don’t know how to wash my foreskin

Big DP:Shut it your mums a crackhead

by frontlinebabygirl September 17, 2021

Kyle Sturtz

A sexy chinese male that likes to say slurs and throw sloppy ass on crippled homos. He’s so horny that he could make a black hole with all the potential horny energy.

Oh my gosh! It’s Kyle Sturtz! I heard he stopped Trumps assassination with only his massive boner!

by TheJizzler22 July 1, 2025

Kyle

The man who bust threw the dry wall and smashes the monsters

Dame Kyle killed another wall

by Dope mansss June 30, 2019

Kyle

A tall, handsome, blonde surfer who loves nothing more than making his girlfriend happy. He can’t get enough of her, and makes many sacrifices just to see her. He is very kind, but needs to focus on God first, before everything else.

Person 1: Who’s that blonde fella over there?
Person 2: Oh, that’s Kyle

by accurate describer November 21, 2021

Kyle

May seem like the worlds best human being because he seems to be this human loving hippie. Reality is not what it seems. The guys a manipulative good looking guy who makes plans then bails on them simply because he’s ‘busy’ all the time. When the truth is that he’s too busy sucking his boys off since he ‘don’t wanna be tied down by no bitch’. What kind of mom and sister overpraise ther son and brother on social media like he’s this perfect angel? Like do ya’ll know he’s out making mad girls eskimo sisters? Weird.

Them: what a great boy Kyle is
Me: yeah he gave me some of the best Eskimo sisters there is

by jugssszz November 16, 2019

nine mile Kyle

A whiteboy who is in tune with Detroit street or music culture. Street names are used interchangeably (12 mile, 8 mile, 6 mile, etc...) but "Kyle" is immutable.

Kwan: Wow who is that handsome young man filming a music video for his hit single, King of Farmington?

TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.

Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.

by YoloKushMcBlade December 19, 2022