Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.

Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.

by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018

Jonny

A guy that takes no shit off anyone and is not afraid to stand up for himself. He is also very sexy and sometimes just irresistible. The funniest guy you will ever meet and can make you can literally when ever he wants. Streetwise and smart. He is the ultimate alpha male

Jonny is just the that guy you wanna be

by Cozo12 November 6, 2018

Johhny

A extrmely dope kid that do the best ever fortnite emote even orange justice
Kita HET Love this kid
Also he dont belive in god

Johhny

by יונה November 7, 2018

Johhny

A fucking extremely fatass swag kid that everybody love on ramat efal school

Also he good on orange justice
And he ataist

Johhny nazi

by יונה November 7, 2018

Johhny

A very fucking extremely dope cool fatass kid
Everyone loves this kid on ramat rfal school

Even he like to dance orange justice

Johhny: *Dancing*
Some kids: GUYS LOOK THR COOL FAT KID IS BACK

by יונה November 7, 2018

Johhny

A fucking dope kid that doing the best orange

justice ever! even kita het love this kid

Johhny: im back

Kita het bois: OMG HE BACK *Ali A intro earrape playing*

by יונה November 7, 2018

Johndyr

When someone gets rekt by the enemy udyr toplaner

Trick just pop-ed the johndyr toplane!

by Kabatsuko November 11, 2018