July 5

National slap a virgo

she - *slaps*
Him- hey what was that for ?!
She- did you not do today is National slap a Virgo?
Him- no. It’s not it’s July 5

She- shows urban dictionary- no it’s National slap a Virgo day!

by Sindey July 6, 2022

July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day

July 11th is known Worldwide as the National Boss Buys Lunch Day. There are no exceptions for this day. If the boss refuses to buy lunch, he/she has to do 10 push-ups for every employee in the office.

Wow, today is finally July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day. I am so excited for free lunch!

by Microsoft Inc. July 11, 2024

July 28th

National eat pussy day.
Treat your girl by just eating some pussy

"You hear it was July 28th"
"yea the wife's at home ready for me"

by femalnoinom July 28, 2024

July

The best fuckin month.

The apex of the break, not to mention summer.

Ignorant fool: "July fuckin sucks."

Intellectual: *aggressive curb-stomping*

by 1# July fan March 31, 2022

Juli-as

A man who doesn’t wipe his @$$ after taking a $hit.

“This man right here is a total Juli-as.”

“I know bro how can someone act like such a juli-as when he knows we have a wedding in an hour”

by Tiger_TheWoods January 18, 2023

July 1st

July 1st is send your best friend a booty vid day, so if you got a fat ass, show it off to your best friend!

its July 1st, send be a booty pic!

by MaxGoose June 30, 2021

July 7

The best day of the year!

July 7 is obviously the best day read the comments.

by Davis lullins March 23, 2022