shmubel tree

A shmubel tree is a type of artificial Christmas tree that is made from a combination of PVC and metal from India. It is designed to look like a real tree, but without the need for water or maintenance. Shmubel trees can help produce shmubel oil.

The shmubel trees in the park provided a beautiful canopy of shade on a hot summer day.

by Venomous Nutt February 6, 2023

Talking trees

An event in the 60s where you get clapped by guys in black pyjamas armed with AKs in the jungles.

I was in Vietnam when we were ambushed by talking trees.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023

chop down the tree

Jerk off

Hey I’m going to go chop down the tree

by anonymous July 6, 2023

Tree hugger

A nigga that must hug a tree to receive his lashings.

Go over there tree hugger.

by TyroneBBBC December 2, 2023

Tree

Falling of a human

Tree

by 123461136 June 21, 2022

Ash Tree Lane

1. Any name for a group of constantly quibbling infants.

2. A group strictly comprised of men with little to no facial hair.

3. A slang name for a person who picks the deodorant out of his dads armpit hair with his teeth, fingernails, or any other body part consisting on mainly bone or cartilage.

1. You guys should stop being an ash tree lane or you'll never get any work done.

2. HAHA, dude did you see that group of pre-teens? They were a total ash tree lane! They all had bare faces!

3. Your mum is an ash tree lane.

by THE BEARDED BANDIT! February 1, 2010

In the trees

Coy way of telling people you have been smoking weed and are high.

helpful person: hey, you used the wrong their and said wood instead of would.
me: Oh thanks mate, sorry, I'm a bit in the trees.

by Legendary9Tails April 8, 2024