the department of I don't give a fuck

Unfortunately, this department cannot assist you with your problem. Why? Because I don't give a fuck.

Joey just got fired. He wants to appeal it.

He needs to talk to the department of I don't give a fuck. That guy's an idiot.

by Shuaman October 12, 2018

Gives him something to do

-Verb/phrase
gɪvz hɪm ˈsʌmθɪŋ tu du

1. Doing something primarily and solely because you're bored and have absolutely nothing else to do.

2. Keeping yourself busy

3. An explanation to why you're doing something random,stupid, or mindlessly repetitive.

-Cousins to the popular phrase "Gives ME something to do".

-First coined by PcMasterRace on "Robert's Space Industries" but made popular by Mafioso. Soon to be meme'd and repeated by Comrade Astro.

Monroe: We throw pieces of erasers across the room and try to hit our friends then look away before they could realize who threw it.
Randy: Why TF do you guys do that?
Monroe: idk it gives us something to do

Kenny: Why on earth is kalen sitting on the floor indian style hitting his balls repeatedly with a ball-Peen hammer?
Denny: Idk I guess it gives him something to do

by AfterTheTone December 12, 2020

National Give Up Some Cat Day

May 30th is deemed National Give Up Some Cat Day. A day dedicated for women to give up some cat while wearing a short dress and thong.

May 30th of every year is National Give Up Some Cat Day.

by Oxford Dictionary LLC. May 30, 2024

Giving stickshift

When your the one driving and giving a handjob at the same time.

My girl picked me, bought me dinner, and is giving stickshift on the way home. She the GOAT for real.

by passengerprince May 18, 2024

Gives gibbon

Act in a manner that is generally relaxed, generous and chilled, like a gibbon loping happily in your direction to see if you want to play Mario Kart

Man, have you hung out with Felix lately? That guy's great, just gives gibbon whenever he's around

by gibbonfan#1 June 26, 2014

for the girl who won’t give me kisses

use when you’re giving something such as a playlist or something you put some thought into to a female who won’t really give you the time of day but you’re still gonna risk looking stupid cause she’s that cool

i made a playlist for the girl who won’t give me kisses

by prodbybeastboy June 10, 2018

Give them the slip

To enter a restaurant, look at the menu and then walk away.

Let's go to this place and if the menu looks bad, we'll give them the slip.

by Azureflux June 6, 2017