Dry Horse

Someone with a big dick but no sense of humour.

Yeah the date went OK! My fanny is in bits but he is a bit of a dry horse.

by The Driest Horse August 21, 2018

silver horse

Commonly used as slang by Australians and Kiwis as reference to the beer Carlton Draught. The packaging of the product includes a 'silver horse' behind the logo.

Friend 1: Oi you wanna Carlton Draught?
Friend 2: A what?
Friend 1: Silver Horse mate

Friend 2: ohh fucken oath cunt

by SleezyJay September 7, 2018

Tandem War Horse

When a person has cowgirl sex with one girl while another girl rides his face.

Melody and Trinity tandem war horsed me last night.

by Plunkinator May 31, 2018

horse stance

A sacred stance used to defend oneself from attackers. Space your legs apart and squat down so that your thigh and lower leg are at a 90 degree angle, while screaming NEEIGGH at the top of your lungs to make your assailent as uncomfortable as possible. May occasionally result in you getting kicked in the fun time spot, but worth the look on your attackers face if they are as confused as I am while writing this definition.

guy one: yo man let’s jump this foo’
target: back off! NEEIIIGGGHH!!!
guy two: shit man! He knows the horse stance!!!
guy one: lets beat it!

by biggie cheeze June 4, 2018

Super eurobeating the dead horse

When something usually in the context of "beating the dead horse" is so abusively used that saying such is just not enough.

The term comes from the "violent" rhythm (as in high BPMs, not the genre itself) of Super Eurobeat music.

"Why is EA still being so greedy even after all that backlash?"
"They're just super eurobeating the dead horse when it comes to trying to extort gamer wallets..."

by Reventador427 May 15, 2018

Band of the big black horse

Getting screwed by a big black man playing the trumpet while you ride on a big black horse playing the drums. Usually happens in Amsterdam and while on a farm.

Friend: “Whatcha doin this weekend?”
Me: “ Going to Amsterdam and enjoying a night of the band of the big black horse.”

by Sahagian June 6, 2018

Iron Horse

Samuels trusty steed, also known as train that runs on oil back in the 70s. The iron horse was once used to carry peach bones across seas, and was used to help slaves, such as old Harrison, escape from the Negro Hollow.

Samuel took the iron horse to a redeployment and lost miserably. He also ate a stick.

by Piper and Anna High Class Defs June 10, 2018