he is a bitch but also really nice sometimes and yes he will beat your ass in smash bros so dont even try to go against him also a complete dick sometimes but can be nice
by Stormicus October 22, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is a guy who is afraid to talk to girls, which is a shame for the girls cause they all admire him. Also pulls younger year levels. It's sorta like all the wrong girls want him.
Guy 1: why is that guy being chased by girls
Guy 2: Oh thats just Dylan, All the wrong girls want him
Guy 2: Oh thats just Dylan, All the wrong girls want him
by TheSteetsFan January 28, 2023
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is indubitably handsome, though he can never know for certain because of how ignorant he is. Statistically speaking, Dylan's cock is above average in girth and length. Dylan is incredibly majestic and mysterious. Aliens come to visit him just to try and figure him out. He knows too many jokes for his own good. His wisdom is mindboggling. He can fight too! Disclaimer: He has ladies so get in line, sorry not sorry. A Dylan didn't write this definition either. Hehe.
Lady#1 Is that the Dylan? Is it really? Or is my life a lie?
Lady #2 That is Dylan, words cannot describe this man without it sounding like I'm trying to start a cult.
Lady #2 That is Dylan, words cannot describe this man without it sounding like I'm trying to start a cult.
by Glitterinthebong September 29, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is an asshole who never leaves you alone and sucks on his fingers. He gets so intense with his sucking, you can hear it from 13 blocks away. Dylan is gay, and likes to suck anything that is 3 inches. "3 inches is my standard." Dylan says. Overall he is a real pain, and is like a leach that you can't pull off your ballsack.
by big dave big ass March 9, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. by LargePenisLover February 29, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. dylan is a boy that only wants cuddles and kisses from his girlfriend but pretends to be all hard and manly infront of his friends who his girlfriend hates. he may be horny many times a week but after a while you get used to it. he tries to be funny and sometimes succeeds but many times fail so just enlighten them and pretend they are funny. even though they are virgins they like sex and everything that surrounds it so be cautious when deciding to be friends or even speak to them. lastly they are annoying so don’t go near them.
girl 1- should i be friends with dylan?
girl 2- no because he’s annoying and a hormonal teenager that wanks many times a day
girl 2- no because he’s annoying and a hormonal teenager that wanks many times a day
by dylanpurcellsmith812 November 2, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan Ravestein has a giant dick and is a awesome person and pulls girls left and right and doesn’t hesitate to ask for phone numbers all around women pleaser
by Dylan Rav February 5, 2022
Get the Dylan Ravesteinmug.