Person 1: Knock knock
You: Fuck off dad.
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Person 1: We were playing CS:GO and he left halfway through the match.
You: Like my dad.
You: Fuck off dad.
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Person 1: We were playing CS:GO and he left halfway through the match.
You: Like my dad.
by ShadyDefinitions September 30, 2018
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Yes he did left, He not coming back, Has a new family, left to go get the milk and never came back. EVRE. and bristin is a loser because he has no dad.
Such as why did bristin's dad left. Because he was being dumb and such as why my dad left he to go get milk then he came back but not bristin's dad
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