horse cock

Slang used by electricians. It is a tube of braided metal coupling that is flexible and used to grip multiple conductors together in 1 conduit
Gary: “Hey John, do you have a horse cock? This area keeps vibrating and I need to squeeze these two wires.”

John: “Sorry Gary I don’t, I had a horse cock but my kid started playing with it and got his fingers stuck, so I had to grab my Dremel and cut it off.”
by Frank Fappa July 06, 2020
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Cock o’clock

Commonly known as the men’s witching hours. Spooky time between 10pm and 2am . During this time men who hardly acknowledge your existence or talk to you can be found trying to make plans. We all know why wink wink. Be warned you must stay away at all cost for your safety and sanity they are no longer human the cock demon has possessed them.
Person 1: girl who’s messaging you at this time your phone has been dry all night nuh uh let me see

Person 2: give me my phone back bitch I ain’t going nowhere I know it’s cock o’clock

Person 1: mhmm you said that last time
by Shdylatina December 04, 2019
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Cock-woofer

Noun- A dog, of retriever breed, located on a farm where male chickens are the primary animal. Used to keep chickens in line and from running off while during inspection.
The other day while I was on the farm, I happened to see the Cock-woofer barking loudly at a rowdy cock who seemed to be jumping around and causing a fuss.
by delta412 April 20, 2011
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cock scab

It's a scab on your cock. What did you think it was?
Man, I've been whacking it old school so much lately I've got cock scabs.
by Amish Pornstar September 07, 2010
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cock control

the ability to control ones cock. In sense of erections and lasting however long they want to during sexual acts. Most notable with being able to become a male pornstar!
Male fan: Is my cock big enough to be in pornos?
Pornstar: You gotta have cock control. That is what matters.
by imstoneybologna January 24, 2015
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Death Cock

When a LAD has used his womb broom in one too many clunges and picked up something that he really wish he hadn't, thus turning it into a yoghurt slinger, snot rocket or AIDS baster if you will.
My mate Mitch who has been slaying girls at uni and sending their nudes to the rugby whatsapp group for bants went and got the clap! He's totally got a Death Cock now!
by insertchucklesomenamehere December 12, 2016
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cock professor

One who is renowned for their vast experience with BJs.
"She's gonna be my cock professor, studyin' my dick"
by monkeybatter November 09, 2007
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