cake-eater

one that actively eats asshole

your a fucking cake eater

by Niles October 5, 2003

Share the cake don't eat the cake

To give some to others rather than keeping to yourself.

When Daniel wouldn't share his toys with me I told to him to share the cake don't eat the cake.

by Kotchi April 30, 2019

Butt Cake

n. When you are baking cupcakes and you put too much batter in the little paper trays causing the cupcakes to rise and fatten during cooking. The result looks more like a butt than a cupcake.

Also correlates with Butt Muffins

Well, Lauren put too much batter in so it looks like we will be bringing butt cakes to the party instead. Did you buy more icing?

by Baker Matthew December 14, 2008

dump caking

Dump caking is the act of pooping in a cake dish and baking it. Common as a form of retribution.

Person1: "Dude, wtf is that smell?!?"
Person2: "I broke up with my girlfriend and she shit in my oven"
Person1: "Wow, that's a nasty dump caking!"

by aRandomRobot December 17, 2013

waste cake

some one who is extremley ugly or extremly gay or both.
originates from a mix of poof cake and waste man

"david belled me yestaday, he's such a waste cake!"

by Blondie N19 April 1, 2007

bastard cake

Noun.
1. an undesirable situation; screwed; dicked over; fucked

Verb.
2. to be put into a bad situation by someone else; to be screwed over by someone
3. to put someone into a bad situation; to screw someone over

"Dude! You drank all my beer when I was gone... see, that's just bastard cake."

by jerkymonkey July 31, 2007

Hot cakes

Hot cakes are not pancakes they are ass cheeks. Yep you heard it here boys and girls hot cakes are ass cheeks that most people don't have but think they do.

Black girl :omg I have a huge hot cakes right Claire?
Claire: uhhh no not at all Maddie I have hugh hot cakes.

by Vsco girls are ew August 29, 2019