Friend 1: Man I'm hungry as a mfer.
Friend 2: me too I got my old lady's biscuit ticket lets go to piqqly wiqqly
Friend 2: me too I got my old lady's biscuit ticket lets go to piqqly wiqqly
by whitedevil666 May 17, 2016

(Used as an insult) A trail biscuit is a very Stale or dull person you keep around when you have nothing to do or have anyone else to hang out with, a kind of Hail Mary to Boredom.
by 3lfrieda27 January 29, 2022

unadventurous, tedious sexual activity restricted to the missionary position in a libido-sapping, grinding tedium where the only respite is found in conjured images of grocery shopping lists.
by wiretapper October 24, 2016

by irene’sdefs March 29, 2022

Swollen vagina with puffy lips usually seen after a girl pleasures herself with a vacuum or suction cup.
by Stavi Herbmer February 28, 2022

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit
Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuits again, Harry storey came straightaway and Daniel Oxley had to eat the cookie whilst Harrison Granger watched
by james clarke May 15, 2023

by Onebizzeedude May 3, 2022
