Wine bar widow

A husband or boyfriend, who sits at home patiently whilst his wife/girlfriend is out partying every night, normally holding the baby or looking after the kids she's bored of. If she comes homes he's treated to banging, crashing, and violent vomiting on the landing or down the side of the bath. If she doesn't come home, he lays in bed knowing full well his significant other is being royally plowed by the local horse-hung stud or even studs.

What you up to tonight, ah wife is out again, wine bar widow again then.

by What's going on. July 22, 2022

Bar 5

Bar 5, extending your hand and smacking your significate other
on his/her tight ass as a greeting.

I'm gonna bar 5 my wife when i get home.

by drjemt May 4, 2009

Kentucky Snickers bar

The act of shitting in your hand and jerking off with it.

Steve likes to masturbate with shit in his hand. He then licks his fingers clean of the Kentucky Snickers Bar.

by DirkDiggler13 April 27, 2023

cream filled dicky bar

a penis.also a way of getting a woman to agree to give head

Man: wanna try my cream filled dicky bar?

Woman: shur,is that like a twinky

Man: cum here ill show ya

by gun3 March 2, 2011

Bar slut

A girl who has 6 or more granola bars.

“How many granola bars do u have?”
“I don’t know man, like six”

“What are you a bar slut!?”

by Phi phi phia May 20, 2021

bars

when someone does something cool/ when a rapper has a good verse bars

*kathy does a backflip*

me: BARS!!

*sicko mode plays*
everyone: BARS

by barzzzzzzz November 25, 2018

Bars

to roll something to smoke

He has bars

by jojonahjo April 12, 2019