Cock-blocked by geometry

AKA the pornhub video buffering. Or the white circle of doom.

Guy 1: dude i got cock-blocked by geometry last night
Guy 2: haha the video buffered huh?
Guy 1: yeah. I need better internet.

by Tacocat777 March 6, 2017

Web CamCock Block

When your cyber girlfriend offers to show you her breasts and you turn it down saying "I do not partake in porn".

Girl: Baby want me to strip for you
Guy: "I do not partake in child porn"
Guy: "did I just web camcock block my self

by speedT September 29, 2010

opp block bully

a member of an opposition gang who dedicates most of his time getting back at opps and is frequently on job (OJ)

'he actually got down 10 opps?' 'he must be a real opp block bully

by pot of greed February 22, 2023

carolina road block

When two cars on the highway are moving at the same speed next to each other therefore blocking the road for faster traffic to move.

Dan: hey man you said youd be here 10 minutes ago wya
Todd: sorry man I got stuck behind a Carolina Road Block

by supadoop July 13, 2018

tennessee two block

A southern thick chick with a big ass and thighs. Presumably as wide as 2 cinder blocks.

“Boy that girl is thicker than a snicker!”
“Yeah she’s a Tennessee Two Block for sure!”

by The original Chunky Trunks April 22, 2021

Block of swiss cheese

A way to call someone stupid, saying they have holes in their brain, like swiss cheese

P1: vaccinations cause autism,
P2: no they dont you block of swiss cheese

by SsaltTMmanN September 7, 2020

shit ice block

when you shit in the freezer and when its frozen you stick it back up your butt and wait for it to defrost then shit it out again

hey man whatd you do yesterday, i took a shit ice block

by daddy oh November 14, 2016