A side mistress is a lady that your lady knows about but they don't do anything about it because it's perfectly fine with the both of them.
Sally knew Bill was with Victoria, his new side mistress, but she didn't do anything to destroy Bill because Sally and Victoria were secretly lesbians on the down low.
by Ernit July 3, 2023

A person that has a smile like a Roblox Face. Where one corner of the mouth goes more up then the other.
Original Side Smirker: L.S (A guy in the Schniedelwutz gang)
Original Side Smirker: L.S (A guy in the Schniedelwutz gang)
by insider.jokes December 4, 2023

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by Paul Condencino December 12, 2008

An off-the-map location where friends gather to enjoy one anothers company, as well as participate in various activities.
by GoonSquadOG January 21, 2009

Person 1 : “I heard ur cuzzin Marlin got beat up last night at that bonfire?”
Person 2 : “Nah bro Marlin got side poked by a couple of da boys, hey. They hit ‘em wit a 3 piece bro.”
Person 1 : “For real hey?”
Person 2 : “Yeah bro, one second your wit ur cuzzins havin a good time, next thing ya know you’re gettin side poked wit da tree piece. He was lickin boots hey.”
Person 2 : “Nah bro Marlin got side poked by a couple of da boys, hey. They hit ‘em wit a 3 piece bro.”
Person 1 : “For real hey?”
Person 2 : “Yeah bro, one second your wit ur cuzzins havin a good time, next thing ya know you’re gettin side poked wit da tree piece. He was lickin boots hey.”
by anonymous April 21, 2023
