Thomas Guin is a person with a humongous penis, and always drink himself to sleep. He is the episenter of every party, and might wank your cock even though he is heterosexual. Thomas Guin has a sky high bodycount, every girl is horny for him.
by Sexbombervyk69 November 23, 2021

"Hey did you see what Thomas just said?"
"Yeah he said he wanted us to download league again"
"I'm not fucking downloading that gay ass shit"
"Same"
"Yeah he said he wanted us to download league again"
"I'm not fucking downloading that gay ass shit"
"Same"
by slapnuttes May 14, 2020

by Nattybattytwatty November 24, 2021

A fortnite addicted who says he’s not on it then I check my bros account and he’s on fortnite with 1 kill and 91 left he’s nice sometimes and he likes to be cool so yea.
by Dhlann(7 January 14, 2019

by Big AF tuna September 23, 2019

Gets carried by Cetrix most of the time, good igl but Cetrix is better. Thomas doesn’t choke unless he’s against Cetrix. He knows Cetrix is Daddy
by Daddy Cetrix October 31, 2020

One of the cousins dj panda has in the navy enlisted for 5 years in a Navy Trial… till dj panda graduates “Class of 2026”…. Let’s give some examples and before and after he went on the Navy Trial for a bit… and he’s so mature than ever before!
Hey Thomas, did you bring your Margarita Mix over?
Oh no, I didn’t, shit!
Thomas, would you mind going to CVS and buying dj panda (your cousin) PEPCID!!!
Thomas, Chase and Jackson want to go golfing in San Francisco.
(During a family gathering, December 2023) Hey Thomas!!!, have this grilled cheese panini and some wine for the celebration of your first year of Navy service!!!!
Thomas, Ethan Gardenhire is a sophomore and Chase Gardenhire is a freshman in the school year (2023-2024). 2 years of school fun till June!!
Hey Mr Tom, We’re staying at the Gardenhire house for 4 days as summer caves in, then we are all going to Vegas for 6 days and we will have some fun and somewhat stay at a hotel in Henderson, which will be 2 extra days… so that makes it 8 days… because those days we’re exploring Vegas, one last time. And then checking into a hotel and flying back to Fresno and the Gardenhires will drive back to the other San Diego areas “Carlsbad and Encinitas.”
Oh no, I didn’t, shit!
Thomas, would you mind going to CVS and buying dj panda (your cousin) PEPCID!!!
Thomas, Chase and Jackson want to go golfing in San Francisco.
(During a family gathering, December 2023) Hey Thomas!!!, have this grilled cheese panini and some wine for the celebration of your first year of Navy service!!!!
Thomas, Ethan Gardenhire is a sophomore and Chase Gardenhire is a freshman in the school year (2023-2024). 2 years of school fun till June!!
Hey Mr Tom, We’re staying at the Gardenhire house for 4 days as summer caves in, then we are all going to Vegas for 6 days and we will have some fun and somewhat stay at a hotel in Henderson, which will be 2 extra days… so that makes it 8 days… because those days we’re exploring Vegas, one last time. And then checking into a hotel and flying back to Fresno and the Gardenhires will drive back to the other San Diego areas “Carlsbad and Encinitas.”
by Djpandawubs May 4, 2023
