December 9

The day where you steal an item from someone else’s lunch.

Person 1: *steals
Person 2: hey why’d you steal that from me?
Person 1: It’s December 9
Person 2: that’s no excuse to steal stuff, shitass

by You’re all hive minded cunts December 09, 2021

December 9

December 9th is follow me on tok tok day

(Person1)Hey man it’s December 9th

(Person2)oh shit I have to go follow BannaAnalBeeds

by BananaAnalBeeds December 09, 2019

December 9

December 9th is national kiss an Adrian day. If you know anyone named Adrian, don’t be shy and give them a kiss. If that’s too much for you just flirt with them.

*kisses an Adrian*
Adrian: hey what was that for?
Girl: it’s December 9th, National kiss an Adrian day

by watermelon_pie December 08, 2020

December 9

Give your crush a heart <3

gives crush a heart*

Him/Her: Whats this for?

You: its december 9th

Him/Her: <3

by ur.fav. hispanic<3333 December 09, 2021

December 9

December 9th is national twerk on ur crush day

if you are shy u can hug them Ig 🙄 but its December 9th soooo do sum

by txdt.shawty December 08, 2021

December 9

December 9 is the day you sleep with someone hot!

It’s december 9, going to sleep with my hot friend.

by Gundy the man December 08, 2020

December 9

Guys who are born on this day, issa crackhead and talking Spanish. Yikes

- Meme Kæresten

Guy 1: “When is your birthday?”
Guy 2: “December 9th”
Guy 1: “Wow, then good luck you crackhead who’s talking spanish”

by Lmaobyee04 November 17, 2019