Not going to work

It'll be full credit or it will be child murder and there is no inbetween.

Hym "Not going to work. If I'm not getting credit it will be your kid's ass! Let me know. We can end it today. You figure out what you're going to tell the parents? You look your kids in the eyes and tell them "Mommy and Daddy love you but I have to let him kill you because if I don't it sets a president that says I can't stalk, harass, and rob people if they threaten the life... They are going to take..."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

Kentucky Work-Break

Pooping on the toilet, while masturbating at work.

I decided to take a Kentucky Work-Break when I got real horny at work and was short on time, so I rubbed one out while taking a shit.

by Michael Hentz October 31, 2020

Goat-work

Someone who enables another person's behavior to be peak.

Phoenix's sister interacting with Toasty is Goat-work fr fr!!

by ToastyVA October 16, 2024

work snob

The one person in the office everyone despises.

Ashley is a work snob because she thinks she's a boss.

by Sassysavvy August 2, 2015

Men at work

When Caleb has his gay friend up stairs and they are having some gay fun in the bed room in which the floor begins to shake

Men at work is happening up stairs.

by Hard at work September 17, 2021

Work

cosmetic plastic surgery.

"between you and me, I think he's had some work done"

by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025

dishonest work

Dishonest work equates to ill-gotten gains. Like overcharging an elderly person for something they didn't need in the first place or writing a master's thesis on a non-relevant subject that is useless just because you wasted your life on it.

- "I wrote a master's thesis on this thing called Kancolle"
- "Man that sure is DISHONEST work you did there, why waste your life"

by Stoney_Steve96 May 21, 2019