Dirty Jenson

The act of inviting a girl over to your house for sexual reasons then hiding from them asking if they can go home because u have never have never even touched a female breast while rigorously pleasuring ur anus while masturbating photos of a man called woody

Guy 1 “i heard they fucked last night“
Guy 2 “no he didn’t he did a dirty jenson“

by woody7192 April 11, 2024

dirty burton

When a man kills a dog via choking on a large cock

Woah I heard that dog got the dirty Burton

by Chronicle of women’s rights May 10, 2020

Dirty Allen

That one guy who was blessed with ability to detect the school shooter vibe within your local church

Yo it’s uh Dirty Allen we better shun em

by Ami Magee May 26, 2022

Dirty Allen

The man pro-life Authoritarian Pseudo-Christians are really praying to

Bahh GG you’re praying to dirty Allen broh, not Jesus lol

by Ami Magee May 25, 2022

Dirty Aalish

When you run out of instant hot chocolate so you have to pick the dookie crust off of some ones asshole while being simultaneously buttfucked by two men/or women.

You also have to survive getting hit with shuriken's by highly trained dogs.

Oh my fucking god, did you see that video where she did a Dirty Aalish?? funniest shit ever.

by OLAPIR January 28, 2024

Dirty Sairish

Where one takes their partners spoiled underwear and sniffs it and licks out the shit

I saw my mates dirty underwear so I did a dirty sairish

by SirRimmer February 18, 2025

Dirty mabood

The act of wanking to your blonde friends mum.

“Yes mate, I done a dirty mabood last night”

by Mabbymadman September 10, 2021