Dirty Hergen

When your brother wakes you up by inserting a funnel into your anus and fills it with strong coffee

My bro woke me up with a Dirty Hergen this morning. I've never been so awake in my life

by FrodoTheTall February 04, 2024

dirty definer

A person who looks up every dirty name and defines it if there is no definition, or it’s a horrible name definition in his/her opinion

Dude how much of a dirty definer can you get?

I’m a dirty definer on my free time because I know what kink each girl name has

She has Nothing better to do then be a dirty definer in urban dictionary

by Onlyme4you May 02, 2020

Dirty Dayne

When you can’t get hard so you try to masturbate while making your thumb penetrate the woman’s vagina.

Dude last night I couldn’t get hard so I did the Dirty Dayne

by CanadianImbred420 April 06, 2022

Dirty Mirtha

When you’re a Hispanic Martha looking to get down and dirty so you walk up to a random guy (preferably homeless) grab his dick and start blowing him will your nose fucks his butt.

Did you see her give that dude a dirty mirtha? I’m so jealous!

by Thedirtyking69 May 05, 2021

dirty lucius

When two men are having sex and one runs up to a wall, back flips off it and slaps the other man in the face with his cock.

"Did you hear? Shane gave Ricky a Dirty Lucius, you can see the bruise left on his face"

by Realmilfhours March 25, 2022

Dirty Luc

The act of shitting into a mans mouth, then proceeding to wash it out with horse semen, and then having a passionate make-out session with said victim.

"I gave my grandpa a dirty luc for his 90th birthday."

by Donna wagner April 19, 2024

Dirty Luc

When you take a box of torx wood screws and empty it in a mans asshole, then giving him a blowjob and ripping apart his asshole, making the screww fall out when he cums

fucken oath i had the dirty luc done to me last night.

by Captain crocs December 11, 2023