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dick

The longest thing on earth, also the biggest women magnet
Women: Oh your dick is so *moans*
by ssdda October 3, 2021
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dick

The name that randomly appears in one of your college building.
A: Hey where is your next class?
B: Dick 101 again.
by Gluteen Flee July 10, 2019
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Dick cheese

The act of sticking your penis in hot cheese and having your boyfriend or girlfriend like it like a corndog
Ayo babe, want some dick cheese?
by Gpdong June 9, 2022
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Fuck about dick

The state of being aggressively ignorant. One who knows exactly jack shit about what they’re doing yet they force us all into their complete fuckary. They are so stupid they make you say ridiculous shit that you know doesn’t make sense but you could not give a fuck less.
My family is having an intervention for me because they think I jerk off too much but they called the cops on my girlfriend. Now she’s in prison and I would be out getting laid but my entire family has been screwing me over while they plan this intervention. They don’t know fuck about dick.
by Crucially Dreaming March 6, 2023
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DICK

IS YO PENIS
KAREN: HE GOT A BIG DICK DAREN: THAT RIGHT I GOT A BIG PENIS
by ALAINTHEG February 23, 2021
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That Indian Street Dick

1: A comparison in Would You Rather to make your friend say something out of pocket.
2: An absolutely nasty penis that is hairy and has never been washed.
Person 1: Would you rather suck that indian street dick or get circumsized by lebron james's two front teeth?
Person 2: Gotta go with the Indian Street dick, honestly.
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dick napkin

Find something and use it as a condom!
Son: "Dad I need a condom."
Dad:"No you don't! Just use a Dick Napkin!"
by Anster2314 February 15, 2018
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