National Gabriela Day

Today is a day where you celebrate the great Spanish Gabriela. Gabriela is a Spanish fiery red head who is known for her never-ending studies and uniquely humorous personality. Be sure to give your Gabriela a big hug and a finger up the ass since she’s probably into that. Have an awesome day freakiela!

National Gabriela Day is a day to celebrate YOUR Gabriela. In this case, MY Gabriela.

by Tintard April 8, 2025

Cold Tea Day

A day where you are so busy that you let your tea go cold without realising.

It was a cold tea day.

by Tea_Lady April 8, 2025

National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day

The day is celebrated every May 9th in which you will find your friends and punch them in the back.

Yesterday was National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day so I punched them in the back.

by Violence is the answer April 8, 2025

The day it happens

The long awaited day when Donald Trump will die.

“We are all going to play ‘No one Mourns The Wicked’ the day it happens.”

by Nmixxbestvocals April 8, 2025

Elon Musk Sobs Day

The day that Elon Musk cried, again, after trying to livestream Path of Exile 2 and getting assblasted in the games chat, with messages like "YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE", "YOU RUINED THE COUNTRY JUST LIKE YOU RUINED ALL YOUR MARRIAGES" and, most funnily, "Elon. It's me, Ashley St. Claire. I have no other means of contacting so I bought PoE2 early access for this. Please pay your child support. Thank you."
Elon then ended the stream after losing his hardcore permadeath character while trying to hide these messages.

P1 - I feel kinda down today...
P2 - Hey don't worry, it's Elon Musk Sobs Day. Just remember that time he tried livestreaming PoE2.
P2 - Really?? Shit, that time was actually pretty funny... Ok, ok, yeah I feel better now. I could have it way worse.
P2 - :)

by GucciCrxw/Scarecrow April 8, 2025

headupass day

Any day, commonly Friday, when it seems the majority of people are unable to pay attention to what they are doing at the present time. Their minds are firmly planted elsewhere, sometimes having a disastrous outcome.

I got cut off so many times in traffic on the way. Must be headupass day again.

by cyrrus April 9, 2025

Slime yo teacher day

The day you slime your dick sucking evil teacher.

It’s finally slime yo teacher day I can’t wait to slime Mr. Goetz.

by anonymous April 10, 2025