dirty machine

Dirty machine has the worlds most gigantic cack. If you ever hear the words “Dirty Machine” fear for your life because it will come to an end shortly.

Kid 1: ayo dirty machine, you’re garbage at this game your KD is 3-2

Dirty machine: DIRTY MACHIIIIIIINNEEE

by Derrttty cack 707 May 01, 2021

Dirty Judah

When you fill your penis with cocaine using a funnel, and then proceed to analy fuck a male midget.

I just pulled a Dirty Judah

by COOL MAAAAAAAAN January 09, 2024

Big Dirty

Noun- A skanky, rough individual who is greasy at best and gets the side eye when they creep-up-on you; a grandiose thug; a parking lot lizard looking for that next $20; and a shower-less mother of two who watches maury in their period panties and relates when they say, “You are NOT the father!🤡🙋🏻 ♀️ 👀

Back in 1998, Casey Miller actually created this accurate description of a self-loathing, janky, greasy-slide-into-second-end-up-Detriot-or-Dublin; busted, big dirty.#facts☝🏻

by Too Wordy July 25, 2020

Dirty Janus

A fuckboi who will smash the clitoris til it explode and then swallow all the liquid

I slept with a dirty Janus and he ate my pussy

by Sugarbearthingzz May 31, 2022

Dirty Deahna

A man giving either suspicious or lurid/sexual glances towards kitchen appliances.

I saw a homeless man giving Dirty Deahna's to an abandoned oven.

by MexicanMicrowave February 25, 2013

dirty revenge

When your father takes care of you and wipes your butt for all those years to get back at your mom.

Son: "Daddy, why did you take care of me and wipe my butt for all those years?"
Daddy: "Son, I was getting back at your mom with a little bit of dirty revenge."

by NatetheEpicNoobSlayer November 20, 2021

who done the dirty deed

Whenever you ask a pregnant woman who is the father of her baby

James: Yo Mary, I see you're pregnant who done the dirty deed then?

Mary: Oh it was Mark

by Upstairsdragon February 22, 2014