Dick Chiggle

Crusty formation of dirt and sweat on the between the penis and ballsack

"You haven't showered in a few days, you probably have some dick chiggle"

by JoyBoy99 February 21, 2022

Dick

Alejandro

Alejandro is a dick.

by boneham November 22, 2014

National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.

"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

dick neck

a long neck shaped like a dick

"you seen yaliza??? the one with the dick neck?"

by qsuini September 27, 2021

Cactus Dick

When a fuckboy has a really good dick game but you know he isn’t good for you.

I can’t resist Brian’s cactus dick.

by EMarchetta13 January 26, 2018

Dick Pizza

1. Severe open dick wounds, making the dick look like a pepperoni pizza
2. An insult used to describe someone being incredibly painful to be around, like having a dick pizza

Kyle has a total dick pizza

by Extendedmeme December 28, 2019

Dick Desert

an area or land that was once prosperous for being able to find dick has since dried up and left the land with mostly bottoms. Finding it nearly impossible to find dick. There’s not even an oasis moment where you think you see it. It’s that bad.

This city was once inhabited by really good tops but seems to have become a dick desert.

by Pk ripper October 25, 2022