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National Devour a C00lkidd Body Pillow Day

It’s in the title itself, The day happens on March 17th. On this day, you must eat a c00lkidd body pillow for literally zero reason.
Awh shit, “National Devour a C00lkidd Body Pillow Day” is coming up! We are so fuckin done for.
by potato devourer April 4, 2025
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Butthole Exploration Day

Occurs Anually or April 6th, Is the Day to Whip out your Cameras and Take Crisp Photos Of Your Close Up Asshole
Im Excited for Butthole Exploration Day, I'll Finally Get to See Why my Mate's Ass Smells As if It hasn't been washed Since he Fucked that Homeless Man
by AssLicker27 April 5, 2025
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National Beat Up A Libtard Day

A day celebrated every year on April 6th that involves beating up any libtard the left wing who does not believe in conservative ideologies. This day can be celebrated via: assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a non-deadly weapon, slapping a liberal with a comically large hot dog, wood chipper, and reporting them to immigration authorities.
I caught my son reading his liberal math textbook; I'm going to put him in a wood chipper on National Beat Up a Libtard Day!
by CharlieFriction April 5, 2025
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National Bully Rose(becca) Day

Hate on Rose and make her sad day, Oct. 5
"Today is National Bully Rose(becca) Day! Let's make her sad!"
by Ambrosi April 5, 2025
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International Gooning Day

International Gooning Day is a holiday celebrated everyday on January 10th to commemorate the loss of Nautica Malone, as on that day on January 10th, 2025, he was caught gooning at a Bikini Beans Coffee Shop in Arizona. On this day, people goon to whatever they feel like in solidarity before a two-minute silence follows for the loss of Nautica. An acronym some might use is IGD.
When do you want to goon, it's International Gooning Day today!
by Sriracha kid 111 April 6, 2025
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