slicker than a minners dick

Used to describe something very slippery and/or slimy, like a "minnows dick"

Well I'll be damned, that tire's slicker than a minners dick!

by Rag2123 December 2, 2024

Shift dick

When you get some dick while you’re at work.

It was a shit night at work with the exception of the shift dick I got in the walk in.

Bro! I gave the new girl some shift dick at work last night!

by The bearded feller April 11, 2022

nice dick

A person who acts nice but also has passive aggressiveness

“I like that dress! No offense though but my grandma can shop better than you :D”
“What a nice dick”

by John Trovolani January 12, 2023

Big Dick Ove

One man whom's male genitals extends the universe average size and using it to have sexual intercourse in the capital of England, London.

Some may say that this "Big Dick Ove" is a mythological creature only existing in the minds of 10 year old girls, but scientists new research now suggests that this mysterious creature in fact does exist.

Guy 1 -Hey dude is that a Big Dick Ove?

Guy 2 - Nah man those don't exist.

Guy 1 -But i saw in Illustrerad Vetenskap that they have new evidence that they do.

Guy 2 -Holy shit dude take a photo.

by SuQMadDiQ February 22, 2018

National suck dick day

is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.

Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤

by yourdadsycksmyass June 24, 2022

Reset Dick

When the penis is unable to get properly erect again during a short time after ejaculation. Also known as the refactory period.

P1: "Babe, why aren't you hard yet?"
P2: "I just came babe, and I have reset dick!"

"Reset dick feels like sober whiskey dick."

by ZXS February 7, 2021

Dick digger

A person who digs in a mans penis for sperm

My ex was fun she was a dick digger

by Rewl name 1 April 8, 2021