duche dick

The cross of being a douche and a complete dick.

Kt was such a duche dick last night after mark left work.

by Mr69allthetimeschsv6stang April 20, 2017

Bloody Dick

When fireball cinnamon whiskey is poured and then lathered on your cock to be sucked

I sucked that bloody dick last night bru! Bonerific!

by Kalboy November 7, 2020

Demon Dick Gremlin

Dawsons fucking amazing dick

Dawson fucked me so good, he's my Demon Dick Gremlin

by Doodles And Dunk Dunk July 5, 2024

Dull Dick

Dick that doesn’t make a girl cum; dick not worth any drama, not worth chasing; Guy(s) who think they are amazing in bed but you’re thinking of what to get at the grocery store instead.

How was your date the other night?

“He ended up being a dull dick. Even though he came 40 times in 20 hours, he didn’t get me off - not even once.”

by Hard2getoff August 13, 2019

Dick Nose

A person who acts like a tool or snob. Some could say that they also look like they have a dick for a nose

That Ethan is being a total Dick Nose right now.

by Bobby The First January 5, 2023

I hate you so much go suck a dick

This means that the person really hates you and doesn't want to be around you. If someone says this to you, you should probably think of a comeback but if you can't just walk away like you think you're hot.

person 1: do you want to go on a date with me?
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick

by ooop- October 15, 2022

Chapstick Dick

A description of a small penis. Though smaller penises are more common among men of Far Eastern origin, (Chinese, Korean, Japanese and etc), it can be caused by excessive steroid abuse.

Mamdouh wants to get a baby carrot chapstick dick like his buddy R*slan

by Jeremy_spoke_in October 3, 2019