Goon to a twin day

Everyday from 2025, you must goon to a twin once a day.

Man 1: Yo have you gooned to twin yet?
Man 2: Yeah dude, I gooned to you today.
Man 3: Same bro you got some ass bro.
Man 4: Wait.. it’s goon to a twin day?

by TwistXL August 29, 2025

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National Cutie Day

Its a day to celebrate thee cutest girls you know specifically ones born April 12th or Megan thee stallion

"Happy national cutie day"

by Theprettiestgirlattheparty August 30, 2025

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Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.

Me: Today's National Fucking Day!!Would you let me fuck you?
Her:Um fine i guess

by Alucardious August 31, 2025

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tax write-off day

a day so mundane/confusing/weird that you just want it to end and forget about it as soon as possible.

"Yesterday was so confusing, i waited for a phone call for 5 hours and they ended up not calling at all. Then the power went out until morning"

"Wow that seems like a weird day"

"Yea, it was a tax write-off day"

by Trymphus September 1, 2025

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Daying

It’s ‘what are you saying’ put in one word which is usually used in the UK

“Daying”
“I’m chilling bro”

by KhalDafe September 2, 2025

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cliff day

on june 6th (6/7) we celebrate our friends dad every year. we only say cliff from dawn and dusk, he means a lot to us and has touched a lot of people's hearts and deserves his own special day (besides his birthday).

*june 7th*
"today is cliff day!"
"shiittt like cliff broooo"

by booman_lover911 September 2, 2025

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