Eating dick

National eating dick day is on May 2 . Girls Celebrate by going out with their couple and eating their dick.
Julia:”I’m going to my boyfriend house to eat his dick.

Juan:”Why?”

Juliana:”Today is national eating dick day.”
by May 02, 2021
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Dick Bowser

another term for a 69, along with L7 and 8
If someone was choking on a pancake in the booth next to me, I think I'd Dick Bowser him.
by Average Yogurt Male July 18, 2024
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go dick-a-suck a bag

Legendary phrase used by "Brandon" in kitty0706's "Elliot goes to school" gmod episodes on youtube.
Usually to be used as a comedic way to reject something someone told you to do.
Although not required, it is usually said while throwing something at the person telling you to do something. For comedic effect.
In-game of course.
Teacher: "Brandon you must insert mediocre thing to do"
Brandon: "Go dick-a-suck a bag!" *throws a boot into teacher's face*
by BioSynical January 05, 2024
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twizel dick

A person that has a zigzag shaped penis that thinks with his member rather than his brain and/or a who is an absolute complete clueless pure foolish ignorant assh**e of a person, usually a man but sometimes can be a woman.
Damn, Steven is such a twizel dick. He sent me Dick pics to try and prove he's better than my boyfriend when I told him I'm in a long term relationship.
by Mina Sakura February 19, 2017
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Hard Dick

when your horny as hell
I currently have a "hard dick"
by 69420 cocks in my room March 21, 2022
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retro dicked

Sometimes one of the worst decisions you can make.. Also known as hooking up with an ex
Girl I got me retro dicked last night.
by Rincloud January 26, 2018
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stuck my dick in the yak

I put my dick in a very difficult situation
I don't know if I want to date her yet, I kind of stuck my dick in the yak with this one
by a_dibax11 February 23, 2016
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