National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

May 22nd

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

by Yeah133 May 22, 2022

orange dirt dick

An amusing name for a carrot.

While you’re at the store can you grab a bag of orange dirt dicks.

by Strange Magnificent April 30, 2023

Dick-chesty

Another word for a male urinary tract infection. (UTI)

Bills dick burns when he pees. He probably has a dick-chesty.

Tyler had anal so many times with that chick he got a dick-chesty.

by Lil.miss.fun November 4, 2023

Dick

That fucker steve

Steve: Hey
Me: you motherfucker dickhead. i will fucking obliterate you you fat potato

by Syphex1 September 13, 2020

TINY DICK

A tiny dick is a dick 3 inches or less

If your name is Cayden then you have a tiny dick

by Bella..Taylor September 11, 2023

vacation dick

A penis of epic proportions. Not something a female could take everyday. Typically reserved for special occasions. An example being vacation

"Damn Shawna, what happened to you?"
"Nothing bad. Just got that vacation dick."

by OmeGa_Doughboy June 7, 2016

National Cut a pedos dick off day

Cut a pedos dick off if they mess with your loved one
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)

Person 1 : Sis i just got harrased by a man :(
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!

by Angel a random female April 1, 2021