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national slam piece day

On August 15, bring the slut you’re fucking to your place of employment.
Are you bringing that bitch Cami to work on national slam piece day?
by HorseMeatCam August 15, 2024
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National Beating your Son Day

National Beating your Son Day is August 15. This day is the day you tell little Brodigan to go get you a beer and break his Xbox for getting that terrible Modelo beer and not a real man’s beer
“I’m so excited for National Beating your Son Day!” -FishyLegend (Freak King)
by Crxfic August 15, 2024
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Smurf day

When you are feeling blue and decide to not go to work but to spend the day doing your favorite things with a friend.
Nikki and Brian called in they must be taking a Smurf day.
by Jbrooksie711 August 16, 2024
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glory days effect

The Glory Days Effect is when you are remembering someone's physical appearance from the past, as being WAY more impressive than it ACTUALLY was, and your memory plays tricks on you.

E.g. You remember the person as being super jacked, fit, shredded, etc. But when you go back and look at old pictures/watch the old movies, they don't look NEARLY as impressive as they did in your memory.
"Damn Bro, remember how shredded Brad Pitt was in Fight Club?" (Then you look and realize he was dope fiend lean, and about 150 lbs).

"DAMN, my mind's playing tricks on me, that's gotta be The Glory Days Effect".

"I went to HS with this guy who never took steroids, was 7% Bodyfat, and benching 405 lbs" (Then you go back and see a training video, and realize he was doing half reps with 3 spotters).

"Naw Bro, he couldn't even do that with 3 plates by himself, you got hit by The Glory Days Effect".

"Omg Ryan Reynolds in Blade: Trinity was jacked AF!" (You look in the mirror and realize you are now WAY bigger, and leaner than he was back then).

"That's so crazy, I actually look better than this now... Definitely The Glory Days Effect, in full force".
by MattMalzone August 16, 2024
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Day

Words I try to write

For you to see

All of this love from me!
Try and try I do…
Still I have yet to succeed!!!
For you to truly see

All of this love from me!

In your arms
My love you would without a doubt feel…
🥰😘😍☺️
You are my love…
My one…
Who makes my heart flutter…
And turn to butter:)

Time continues to go by…
Regardless of the years, months, days…
you will always me the apple of my eye!
The one who has my heart !!!

It is YOU!
It is everything you do!!!
Someday soon…
I will pray…
Until that day,
Always know I LOVE YOU
by a dream and 💔 August 16, 2024
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Sid-day

It's celebrated on 17th of August as per the popular Indian sitcom named "Philophers". The character Sid, who goes by the name "beerbottle", makes it rain beer for his friends. His friends start calling it the Sid-day.
yasho: bruh, why is it raining beer today?
sunil: brah! it's sid-day gif!
kena: here, fill my cup too. i can't come.
rajjo: wait. i am coming too.
by shantikapremi August 16, 2024
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