Sick Dick

A sick dick is when someone gets an erection while they are sick and proceed to have anal sex using there sick as a lubricant
Mate, I am feeling a sick dick coming on
by PEENLOVER123ee April 29, 2019
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Dick jerky

The Act of cutting off one's penis, frying it and letting it dry into jerky before feeding it to your loved ones.
"Hey Betty, ready for sum Dick jerky?"
by TehStateofZen June 12, 2022
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Dick Stick

Someone who is being completely jerkish
Yo, stop being such a dick stick
by kittykittyohsofluffy June 25, 2017
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dick stick

somebody who is turned on in what can only be described as absolutely disgusting circumstances (being attracted to little anime girls etc.)
(convo on an anime site)
dick stick: DAMNNNNN SHE KIND A BADDIE THO (talking about Hasegawa Kobato, an underage charater in hagani)
me: For the love of fucking all that is a dinglefuck, DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT DICKSTICK
by DRduck68 July 13, 2022
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tart dick

An uppety dick who's being retarded for no good reason
Let's go to Micky Smoke Shop, give the same order, and see if that f****** tart dick gets it right this time.
by Maud the Spirit Guide February 22, 2021
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