your penis (aka your dick)

it's basically your second brain but you do worse decisions about it

your penis (aka your dick) is just weird than your whole life in 15 years.

by peterparkerpizzatime October 28, 2022

dick nozzle

benjamin Christopher Oliver lawton is a huge dick nozzle

ben is a dick nozzle

by Lolardizzy April 10, 2023

Dobby Dick

A penis so small and shrivelled it looks like a house elf. But there's just something that's cute and venerable about it.

Hey Danni I bet he has a right good looking cock on him. Nahh Emma I've been with him he's got a right dobby dick .

by klaxxo September 9, 2024

Henry’s dick

It’s 69.420 inches long. Way longer than Tootymcbootys

Henry’s Dick is so big

by Glizzysucker69 June 12, 2022

Dick For Danfoss

When you have no spares onboard and Dave the Lecky offers to suck you off, with his eyes closed.

Dave "Hey tom this splined shaft in the Danfoss KFR unit needs replaced but we have no spares "
Tom " Get on your knees you piece of shit and close your eyes its dick for danfoss time "

by ERhardons March 20, 2021

Dick

mans weapon used to attract only the sexiest of women.

she will fuck me once i pull out my dick.

by Hector the savage November 9, 2017

Dab on that dick

When the male is laying on his back and the vulnerable female straddles him while repeatedly dabbing. This causes ejaculation.

Last night I had to dab on that dick real good homie

by Lumberjacking123 January 9, 2025