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Spotted Dick

Originating from a misunderstand of the term “Cheater Cock,” this phrase is a way to call someone a cheater. Typically in reference to cheating in a card game.
“He’s such a spotted dick!”
“What?”
“He was cheating by looking at my cards!”
by DonaldGloverFan53 February 11, 2024
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Dick Dandruff

Noun: The dried vaginal secretions on a man's penis from unprotected sex that resembles hair dandruff when it's dried
I was raw dogging Melissa earlier today, and freaked out when I went pee that my dick was scaly, but I scratched it and it was just dick dandruff
by Hotdogwarrior February 12, 2024
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Dick Dial

When you accidentally call someone when your phone is in the front pocket.
“Is this a booty call?”

No, my bad. It was dick dial!
by Ctoff February 17, 2024
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Barbod Dick

A huuuuuuuuge and attractive shlong. A very big wang the size of an elephant trunk. Fun and entertaining to play with, and always good for the kids. This dick makes the titanic look like an atom. Barely fits on Earth. This dick is so humongous it has grown into the core of the Earth and travels the Globe all while still growing. If you ever see the tip growing out of the ground give it a little push to send it back on track.
*at a party
"OMG I JUST SAW BARBOD DICK"
"NO WAY" are you serious?
"YEAH IT WAS BIGGER THAN YOUD EVER THINK".
by donthedevious February 19, 2024
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Dick

A dick is a pen, it can be smaller or larger than one though. Just like a pen a dick has the ball, tip and the long thing in the middle.
"I used a dick to write my English essay"
by emobitchxx February 19, 2024
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Dick active

Just being absolutely loosey goosey pon da wooosey buv trust
by Ethnnsmthh February 20, 2024
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stuffed dick

when your dick is hard af, harder than your usual hard. when you want to cum af.
shiiii- that video made me have a stuffed dick
by "jiggle my ball" ahh kid February 21, 2024
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