Tetrapod Dick Muncher

Some corny motherfucker who likes tetrapods.
"Hey, did you hear that Mark likes tetrapods? He's a tetrapod dick muncher."

"For real"
by Onyxia83 October 01, 2023
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Distraction Dick

When a woman recognizes she's obsessing and analyzing about a new guy too much, she goes on other dates to occupy her mind.
Jane told me she can't stop thinking about that bearded lumberjack, with the house on the lake she had coffee with. She's rereading texts, googling his name, stalking on Facebook, you name it! Realizing she's entering psycho mode, she's been right-swiping on Tinder day and night to line up Distraction Dick to keep herself sane.
by Ekenned1 March 10, 2023
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after dick

After Dick is the cuddle period after sex in which the partners spoon. This particular act of cuddling makes the woman feel loved, cared for and or very secure. The woman shows this feeling of love or security by reaching around, grabbing her lover's arm and wrapping it around her. It is often capped off by either intimate talks or sleep.
Damn girl...the dick was good but the After Dick had me going nuts. I blew up his phone like 50 times the next day.
by The OriginalStealth February 01, 2019
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Turtle dick

Someone that takes a long time to get an erection
"did you sleep with tom last night?"
"no, he had a turtle dick."
by Hairyboy2000 January 28, 2015
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wind dick

The term used when you gut wind burn on your dick from flashing people out of the window of your car
“I heard David got a really bad case of wind dick when he went to the beach last year
by Dick pickle April 14, 2018
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Wind dick

The term used when you get wind burn on your dick from flashing people out of the window of your car
“I heard David got a really bad case of wind dick last time he went to the beach
by Dick pickle April 14, 2018
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Eating Dick

Sucking on a penis that was just up your pussy/ass or, just came out of a mans pants and is hard as hell.

Eating Dick
You: “I was eating dick last night!”
Friend: “Damn, you’re lucky!”
by Laylathecrazylesbian September 12, 2021
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