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by Kkentuking December 4, 2021
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Dick

Dick, The word used to describe male genitals. Dick is easily one of the most beautiful most strong hard and amazingly constructed works ever to grace our planet. Dick is the embodiment of life peace justice and amazingness. Dick brings us together. Especially women with no hips and gingers
Cassat Boatright loves ginger dick.
by RyanPeterGarcia December 4, 2021
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Deep-poop-dick Curse

When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.
Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.
by Lazyeye Gibbins December 4, 2021
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Dick Eat

When somebody is copying off someone else or being extra hype for someone and not shutting df up.
Boul: WOW DUDE UR SO COOL U REALLY ARE THE GREATEST PERSON EVER!!!!!
Me: dick eat
by slide nd provide December 5, 2021
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Nig Dick

White guy with brown/black cock or cock that's darker than rest of body.
Was watching some porn and there was a pasty white dude with a Nig Dick
by cameltoast February 9, 2024
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Coke Bottle Dick

Coke Bottle Dick is when a guys dick is the same width, Length and shape of a 20oz coca cola bottle.
I cant wait to see my boyfriend later, Hes gonna give me that coke bottle dick tonight!
by ChiSeaPeaChi February 11, 2024
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Smack Dick

A lack of turgidity in the cock, due to opioid use
"Bruh down bad from that smack dick. He ain't hard no more"
or
Taylor: "Matty literally came before he was even hard. Fuck that smack dick, I need a football player"
by Jack Klark February 11, 2024
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