What was your silliest injury?
"Mr.Dineen's question of the day is"
"no"
"Horizontal falling."
by Adamthesenuts February 24, 2024
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Finger your ex day

Oh what day is it tomorrow?
‘Finger your ex day bro’
by Steve-carol44 June 12, 2021
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Polish independence day

Polish independence day is in November 11th. If you thought Americans were crazy in 4th of July then oh boy...

After 123 years of enslavement by Ussr and Third Reich on November 11th poles finally got their freedom and even though it's been a long time since the end of the ww2, all polish people are extremely energetic to celebrate their national celebration!
by UrKermit November 07, 2019
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Make Fun of Josh Day

On the 11th of October anyone named Josh can be made fun of mercilessly without repercussions.
PSA: Tomorrow is Make Fun of Josh day. Everyone is required to bully Josh in UCI Gen or face legal ramifications for not adhering to the tradition.
by AmogusBalls October 08, 2023
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International Bleach Day

International Bleach Day is made to celebrate the invention of Bleach on 18 November, thanks to Claude Louis Berthollet, the grandfather of Bleach. Who doesn't enjoy drinking Bleach, am I right guys? Guys? Are you guys there?
Jonathon: 'Hey Jim, where are you?'
'Jim? Are you there?'
'Jim?'
25HourNews: *A man was found dead by his mother in their house. Police suspect he had committed suicide by drinking the 1 litter bottle of Bleach found in his hand. This is the 19th body to be found so far. Police are suspecting something big, like a mass suicide due to a phenomenon of International Bleach Day or something much, much worse. This is 25HourNews, reporting to you live from the Austrian town of Fucking on 19 December 2019.*
by Microwaves For A Better Future October 30, 2021
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nonbyfriend day

nonbyfriend day is the day you celebrate your non binary partner, like boyfriend and girlfriend day, but for non binary people

celebrated on the 22nd November
hey! it's the 22nd of November happy nonbyfriend day, I love you!
by mortasfuck March 08, 2021
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August 12th A day to appreciate your gender fluid best friend(s)!
Happy National Gender Fluid Best Friend day!
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