Slap ass day

Fake Holiday that if it was real you would not be able to participate cause you get no bitches.

April 1 is Slap Ass Day.
Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches

by Ppoorrttiiaa March 31, 2022

National Kowenk Day

A day celebrating unknown Instagram influencers that are hidden gems

Person one: Hey is National Kowenk day!
Person two: let’s go look at small influencers!!

by Popopopopoppppp November 23, 2021

Tanauffus day

A day made by the yt toastednoodle, it's about a day that you do nothing on and how it started was that a tribe called the "Asoschisistan" worked so hard that a god named "Dumulah" was like "I'm proud so take a break on the 89th for every time that day comes anig "

Tanauffus day:

1, it always starts on the last Friday of a year

2,Tanauffus in uzbek means "break"

by Rick ro11 January 8, 2023

National Kiss a Short Person Day

On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.

Good thing it's National Kiss a Short Person Day

by A fellow meme boi June 4, 2018

kaya appreciation day

appreciate a kaya. kaya deserves to be appreciated, especially on may 28th.

“its kaya appreciation day”
“wait fr?”
“yes, now go appreciate kaya”

by vcat_ May 28, 2022

national jit day

National Jit Day is June 1st, it’s for all the lil mhadbhad jits around da world. Thank you.

Hey! Did you see Tyler/Jessica’s post for National Jit Day

by JT Williams the third October 4, 2022

International Nudes Day

March 25 - Send nudes to someone from another country to celebrate

“guten tag fine shyt”
“oh you’re german here have a pic of my tits for international nudes day!”

by the man Jono March 24, 2025