Clown Fuck Around

To waste someone’s or your own valuable time doing nothing and being a fucking moron

Today, Scott decided to do nothing and just Clown Fuck Around

by LOGANsaurs October 29, 2022

Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe

I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.

by [e-mail] November 3, 2016

Fucking Muffin

The definition of someone who is a "Fucking Muffin" refers to someone so intolerably stupid that their brain resembles that of a muffin.

You Fucking Muffin

by Crabguysmellofcrab June 30, 2019

National fuck a homie day

March 6

national fuck your homie day is day dedicated to pleasuring your homie for being a good homie don’t forget your socks or it’d be gay

National fuck a homie day is coming up did you get lube?

by Standardissue757 March 6, 2024

Vindictive Fuck

When you break up with a girl for your best friends sister....

Then on the backend end up smashing the other girl on spite on your best friends sister.

Because you realize you made a mistake breaking up with your girl originally.

Bruh, I'm about to vindictive fuck my ex so hard.

by D'endo June 25, 2023

Function-Fucking-Ality

The remedy for the disfunction everybody is suffering from.

Quit being like a hard habit for me to break and let's try function-fucking-ality for a change

by R2CUL8_1 March 27, 2022

Normal as fuck

To be on a parallel level of greatness with a sloth on a normal basis

Wow this is incredible I feel normal as fuck

by Namssor March 24, 2022