Dirty Hoof

When a girl puts her Walmart feet so far up your butthole it makes you cum

Im going to dirty hoof you till you scream

by Bebebopbop September 14, 2021

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dirty vayren

a guy who always sleeps late due to the force of all the dildos in his ass acting upon his organs. He finds the satisfaction of shoving old ladies dildos in his ass and really turns him on. He is one dirty ass motherfucker but has a great sense of humor

Guy 1: oh look he's definitely a dirty vayren i can see the dildo sticking out his ass
Guy 2: yeah he looks tired too

by habby bobby April 16, 2020

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dirty nomel

Someone who is 6’2 brown eyes, dirty blonde hair, Caucasian, and has a small Pepe. Wears a size 13 shoe and has a WHITE yet dirty 2014 ford F-150. Is single and desperate and usually switches genders every so often.

Dude that guy TJ is such a dirty nomel .

by Tee Jay May 26, 2024

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Dirty strap

A dirty strap is a gun that has been used to commit a crime or multiple crimes that can be traced back to that gun through ballistic testing or other methods if found on you.

It’s called a dirty strap because a strap is a gun and when it’s used in a crime it becomes “dirty” because if you get caught with it and it’s traced back to you you get the charge even if you didn’t do it you got caught with it dirty so it shows you likely did it and you’ll have a field day in court trying to prove otherwise.

A:”Did you hear about Jesse? They found him with a dirty strap and gave him 15 years for a shooting the gun was used in even though he didn’t do it.

G:”Damn that’s why I throw mine away the day they get dirty I just drive over to the bridge over the river but it in a bag and throw it in the water and bam dirty strap is gone!”

by XIV Soldier July 9, 2022

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