When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.
Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.
Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!
Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!
Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!
Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!
by thetriplemsquad February 26, 2021
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tod:i cant we have to do E.sex because i dont have a condum all of them are used.
tod:i cant we have to do E.sex because i dont have a condum all of them are used.
by bigdickrandy77 October 8, 2023
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by SipWineAss November 14, 2019
Get the non-living dickmug. Something really good as in;
Relates to when you slap your dick on a woman’s pussy lips, because it’s so good it gonna make you cum.
Relates to when you slap your dick on a woman’s pussy lips, because it’s so good it gonna make you cum.
by The_Spartan148 April 4, 2020
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