faithful dick

•The act of receiving dick all the while your nigga is faithful.
•Loyal Penetration

Girl, I got some faithful dick last night !
The only thing thT will make you feel better in life is faithful dick

by Thecreator I June 5, 2017

vacation dick

A dick that is so big a girl would consider it a vacation. To big to recieve this on a daily basis

"I went over to my Boyfriends house and we banged, I didn't realize he had a vacation dick I am all sore this morning!"

by BenStratford666 June 16, 2016

Iz's Dick

fucking tiny, it's smaller than your IQ, 100% made of air because it's non existent, smaller than an atom. Smaller than a tictac, it's microscopic, it's miniature; smaller than grandpa pigs train, it's so small that even the itty bitty dicky committee rejected him, I feel like it's so tiny that the bump women with vaginal cancer have on their poosi is bigger than his dick. It's literally fucking insignificant.

Person A: I can't see it, it's so small..
Person B: It's not as small as Iz's dick though.
Person A: Iz has a dick?? I thought Iz was a woman :O

by FezisPluto September 7, 2021

meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

Dick Pancake

When someone isn't being fair, can't make a decision, flaccid, the opposite of twat waffle, a wimp

Kat realized her boyfriend was a huge dick pancake when yet again he didn't show up to give her a ride to work. dick asshole flaccid cock sucker wimp unreliable

by Kitkat_3 August 8, 2016

Dick dust

Pulling out at the peak of sex and/or masturbation, so one can “ejaculate” or “cum” onto a hard flat surface. Once the cum is dried take a credit card and scrape it into a pile/line commonly used for snorting drugs, give it to one of ur buddies and see their reaction to snorting your dick dust.

“Aw man did me dirty I’m finna make some dick dust to give him at the party tomorrow night”

by SmokedOuttWhiteTrash6161 April 29, 2022

Big Dick Energy

A walking green flag of a male specimen. Not only does his dick print show in all types of pants, but he radiates a confidence that commands attention in a humble, yet graceful fashion. He likely slays pussy, but does not kiss and tell. Positive and funny, but powerful and serious. Likely successful in what they are passionate in with a good sense of style. This is a true alpha male in a non-toxic way.

*Mark holds the door open for Lola and Denise and smiles*

Lola: Ugh! Mark has such big dick energy and I want to have his baby!

Denise: Yasss queen! It’s the quiet ones that lay the best pipe. It will change your life.

by Ah-Ha B.C. April 16, 2024